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The week in numbers (so far)...
Miles ran: 18.5
Times I've been to the gym: 0
Alcohol drunk: 2 bottle wine & some beers
Chocolate eaten: 1 yorkie
Diets maintained: 1 (sort of)
Weight: 12stone 7lb
Well yesterday was my longest run so far, if you read the last blog you know it was a stupid idea but I did it anyway.
And today? My leg feels okay. Not great but no worse than it had been so I count that as some kind of win for stupidity.
This week is insanely busy with work and I need to go to the gym tonight to get back to the strength work. I may have turned a slight corner with the running but it can't be too the detriment of the other stuff I've been doing as rehab and strength work.
Who am I kidding? The gym has now been dumped and running has recommenced. Albeit very slowly and painfully.
Long day working and then it's gym time.
I don't go.
I watch telly.
I hate the gym.
Wake up and again no new leg pain, nothing's any worse than it was and I feel a little more confident about getting back out more this week.
It's track tonight and way to soon for me to attempt any speed work. I decide instead I'll do 3-4 miles easy before the session and then stand and watch and chuck in some heckling.
A last minute booking means I'm working til 6:45 so easy miles won't work, I then decide I'll do easy track miles whilst the group train, that'll be good.
I join E team and start the speed session.
I'm such a fucking idiot. I blame my coach, Graham that is, not myself for once. He said he was running in E and that was enough of a reason for me to join them.
Pace was okay, could feel my lack of training midway through and my god I need to lose weight, the diet starts again this week. We get to 8 or 9 reps and Graham says he's doing all 14, I of course say I'll do the same as does Brian in E team and the three of us nail the session.
A jog home and everything feels very sore.
My Garmin tells me I need 86 hours recovery.
Rest day tomorrow from running and maybe a short gym session.
Yeah right.
I don't go to the gym, obviously.
I've booked in loads of appointments today and I'm working til 8pm.
A dull and boring day with nothing exciting happening.
Well apart from my new t shirt was delivered. An evening of hunting through vinted for some vintage terrace wear and I came across a t-shirt with a cat peeking out from the pocket. When you pull this don he gives the finger, so naturally I had to buy this.
The best £1.50 I have ever spent.
I'm planning a run today, taken an easier day at work and got a physio appointment at Rake Lane to do some gym work.
Head up to the physio, walk there whilst listening to some Getdown Services. Arrive and get taken into the gym, lots of questions and told to do some one legged squats and wall sits, tell him that I've been doing these for the last 3 months. He tells me it sounds like I have shin splints. I do more wall sits and then leave.
A waste of the morning but I'm in the system and hoping at some point someone decides an MRI would be a good option.
Come out the hospital and walk out onto the main road, it's about 3 miles home, so nice steady pace is the plan. I start running, I'm about one minute in and a lady is coming towards me pushing a pram, I move left onto the grass verge to let her pass.
As my left foot lands on the grass I immediately roll my ankle right over and let out a little scream. I then hop forwards from the pain and can't put my foot down, pram lady has gone and I mutter 'oh for fucks sake' to myself. I turn and see an old lady at the bus stop behind me and she's scowling at me. Less of a mutter and more of a sweaty man shouting fuck at himself I guess.
I walk on for a minute to see how it feels, it's not good. My foot and ankle hurt, a sharp shooting pain every time I bend my foot. I need to get home, it's three miles.
I start running, I stop after a minute and loosen my shoe, the laces are hurting my foot. I run very slowly and have to keep stopping for walk breaks until I'm home. Don't want to look at my foot, so take a shower and ignore it.
Walking round the house hurts, going to and down stairs hurts a lot. Eventually I take a look and the top of the foot is starting to swell up and so is my shin.
Arse.
I strap it up and ice it at every opportunity and hope it's nothing serious.
Wake up and my foot hurts, it's the top of my foot and the outside of my shin. Its all a bit swollen but no bruising and doesn't seem any worse than yesterday.
Decide I'll take a rest day to not cause any more problems and then possibly an easy parkrun on Saturday of it's okay.
Long day working and then it's Friday night, my favourite time lof the week. I have a bottle of red waiting for me and I fancy scrapping the diet tonight and eating a pizza. I mean I haven't actually done anything whatsoever to distinguish this week as being a diet week from any other week but if I tell myself it's been a diet week it's easier to then allow myself a pizza.
Onto uber eats and a medium pizza is the order of the day, a medium is £10 and a large is on offer at £10. I don't want a large as its too, well too large but I can have some tonight and a bit tomorrow and its the same price after all. I order the large but resist any extras. Poppy has a voucher for McDonald's and is getting herself a meal but needs to spend over a certain amount to get it to work so adds on some large fries for me and a large coke. I decide to have the fries and a couple of slices of pizza and then there's enough pizza for lunch for everyone on Saturday, I don't want the Coke so will drink a little and chuck it.
An hour has passed.
I've eaten the entire large pizza.
I've eaten the large fries.
I'm halfway through the Coke.
I'm halfway through a bottle of red wine.
New diet starts tomorrow.
It's Saturday, it's parkrun day.
A couple of issues for today.
Firstly, I ate so much food last night that my whole body actually hurts, my stomach is so bloated that I struggle to find a running t shirt that actually fits. I have to go deep in the running drawer, beneath the smalls and the mediums and there lie the fat Simon clothes. I stick on a large and head down to parkrun.
Secondly, my foot hurts as I walk down, I don't want to jog down as I know this will hurt and then I'll have to admit I shouldn't do parkrun and I don't wan't that level of honesty on a hungover Saturday morning.
Arrive and have a chat with Graham, he's on his ultra comeback and aiming for an easy 25 mins. I think I'll be on for about the same so stand with him, the run starts and Graham is already 200m ahead of me and accelerating away. Those who know Graham are well aware that a let's have a 'chatty one' means he's going to rip the group apart and when he say's he's not feeling it and is 'running a 25' means he's going at least 2 minutes faster than that.
I keep a steady pace, my breathing is hard, I'm sweating out pizza, red wine and coke but foot feels okay. I overtake Ben and Ivan and expect them to cruise past me later on but they don't. Amazingly I run a negative split and each mile is slightly quicker and I feel okay.
I have to jog home as I'm working at 10 and have a quick turnaround.
Home, shower, strap my foot and ankle up and then back to work for the morning and then an hour free to snooze on the chair with Murphy.
Gail get's home. The sun is shining. I suggest a drink in the pub, Gail agrees. Tell Poppy we'll be back in an hour.
We head home about 5 hours, 2 pubs, numerous pints and large glasses of Merlot later.
Diet starts tomorrow.
Or maybe Monday.
A terrible nights sleep and wake with a hangover but I'm running today.
Get ready and out the door for 10k to Tynemouth and back, it's a real struggle. The good news is my foot and ankle feel a lot better, the bad news is I feel wrecked. A weekend of bad eating and drinking and being over a stone overweight means running ain't no fun.
I manage to get to Tynemouth albeit skipping the hill to the Priory because I'm just not ready for that yet. Head home, avoid co-op and the temptation of a chocolate twist and get home and eat some Greek yoghurt.
Greek yoghurt has now become the replacement for mushrooms, I sickened myself of mushrooms which I guess is what happens when you spend 16 weeks eating them for 2 meals a day everyday.
A boring Sunday of shopping, being hungover, having a bath, falling asleep in the bath, drinking the last of the wine before the diet starts tomorrow and snacking on grapes and almonds.
I am now more optimistic I will make the start line at Amsterdam but I don't feel anywhere near physically or mentally ready to tackle long runs so a new plan based on accumulated mileage is being created. I have a plan, a cunning plan of Saturday and Sunday back to back runs and never going over 16 miles.
In theory it makes sense.
I've managed just shy of 20 miles this week, my Garmin tells me I'm overreaching and it probably has a point.
I'm hungry and want to go to Tesco to buy chocolate.
I go to bed instead.
Fucking diets.
Want to read all about my London adventure in 2023.
It's mostly about Ben, my sausage dog nemesis and wine.
LONDON CALLING
Enjoyed reading about London?
Now its time for York and reading about Bilbo, mushrooms and wine.
And Ben.
YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS
Well you've read the last two so may as well carry on.
Manchester, so much to answer for. Yeah Ben gets a mention or two
MANCHESTER - THE SECOND COMING
I'm injured, I'm depressed, I'm unfit, I'm overweight.
Will I make the start line or will it all end in tears?
AMSTERDAM - RED LIGHT SPELLS DANGER
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