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A blog for a half marathon, I'm not reading this shite .
I don't blame you, I wouldn't read it either. I'll probably get bored writing it to be honest and give up after a week.
The week in numbers ...
Miles ran: 29.76
Gym visits: 0
Chocolate eaten: 0
Alcohol drunk: lots
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Working in the morning so it's the usual routine.
Up, downstairs to see Murphy and light some candles and wax melts to make the house smell nice for clients. I'm a bit obsessed the house doesn't smell of 'dog' when people come round so instead I make sure it smells of wax melts, usually very sweet ones. This constant sweet smell in the house is possibly one of the reasons I constantly crave sweet and sugary food.
That and the fact I'm just a fat greedy pig.
In the afternoon I'm off to North Shields to try out a new run analysis system, get ready for a shameless business plug.
I'm going to be offering the Runeasi gait analysis system on Monday afternoon and evenings. This is a huge step up from what data your Garmin gives you. I tested it on myself and was pleasantly surprised that my imbalance and stability was pretty good and got even better the faster I ran and had minimal changes with different shoes. My impact absorption on the other hand was pitiful, and when I say pitiful I'm probably being generous. So what does that mean I hear you ask. Well basically every time my foot hits the floor my body takes a battering, no shock absorbing through my muscles, my joints just get hammered.
Now this could be for many reasons but let's be honest, it's because I do absolutely no strength and conditioning. I hate the gym and I do no body strength or plyometric work and if I did I'd probably be a slightly less shit runner than I am.
So..... I've joined the gym, again. Well, I haven't actually joined but I have given joining some serious thought. I might even go on Wednesday but I probably won't.
I run home from Shields and my foot still hurts, I think it's just a bit of lateral plantar pain and shouldn't get worse but I'm keeping an eye.
Tuesdays as always crazy busy with work all morning and then it's club in the evening and we're doing a threshold session tonight which I'm looking forward to. I'm aiming for a pace somewhere between B and C team. If B stuck to pace I'm pretty confident I'd be fine with them but I know fine well the first 14 mins will be stupidly fast and it'll kill me so I'll run by myself.
Or maybe I'll drag some C's with me.
So a few appointments and Mrs J is out for the morning at a job interview, time for a change after a long stint at her last place and she got an interview for the first one she applied for.
She's home by lunchtime and she only went and got the bloody job. They were interviewing all day Friday but cancelled them and offered Gail it straight away. Genuinely super proud of her, it's closer to home, it's a really good job and company and I know she'll love it.
So, what kind of husband would I be to go to the club to run when my wife just got a new job? A terrible husband, that's what I'd be and I'm a lot of things but a terrible husband is not one of them.
We instead head out for a meal with the kids and then head to the pub and one drink turns into 4 or 5 and Guinness switches to red wine and it's bloody brilliant and to steal my wife's favourite phrase "I love my family".
Head home a little fuzzy headed and head to bed.
Up early today, I'm heading into town with Lily for the morning so I've taken a half day off work.
I'm just a little hungover and the packed and sweaty metro takes me back to a dark time of when I used to commute to town every day for work on this metro. I hated it, hot, squashed and full of miserable people, I often used to get off mid way to work and just stand at a random metro station questioning my life. My commute these days involves working down the stairs.
Get to town and I'm feeling a bit sick and hungry and thirsty and I need some coke. We're heading to the RVI so I go into Costa and get a bottle of coke and a shitty cheese toastie and it's costs me over a tenner. How can you charge 8 quid for a cheese toastie? And what kind of hungover idiot pays 8 quid for a cheese toastie? And what kind of idiot picks up the gluten free one because it's got pesto in it and thinks that might taste better then the normal one? And what kind of idiot thinks that the taste of pesto will elevate it from the taste of the truly awful gluten free bread? Yeah, this idiot did and it was horrible and expensive. But the bottle of coke did the trick.
Then off to Start Fitness to collect some vouchers for the Cookson and then we go for lunch where I order another cheese sandwich, even though I ate my last one less than an hour ago. This one is significantly better and about the same price.
Then home for work and in the evening I'm a bit hungry so make myself some tea.
I decide to have a cheese sandwich and go for the cheese crusted baguette with cheddar cheese.
Man I fucking love cheese.
Probably best if I dont weigh myself tomorrow, I've had a burger and chips for tea on Tues and some beer and wine and then a full cows worth of cheese today and I haven't ran since doing 3 miles on Monday.
I weighed myself, it wasn't too bad.
I've got a massage booked today and going to get my calf hammered as I'm sure this is the cause of the plantar pain. Foot feels the same but it's not that bad so I'm going to run tonight. It's a fast session and it's on Foxhunters so that's two reasons for me to hate it already.
I'm also not going to eat any cheese today.
This is mainly because I ate all the cheese yesterday.
Well I ate all the cheddar.
I still have goats cheese, mozzarella, brie, 3 different flavoured halloumi's and some feta.
Told you I love cheese.
Club in the evening, a nice steady 4 mile warm up and my foot doesn't feel great, no better and no worse than not running but I can feel it with every step. Get to Foxhunters and decide to run with D team and the softness of the field feels way better for my foot. Do the first set and then jump in with C team for the second set. Foot feels okay but I decide to be sensible and get a lift home instead of doing another 3 miles.
Then home, shower, tea, glass of red wine and I've bought a new shockwave thing for plantar. No idea of it's any good but I try it tonight and see if it helps.
Start work at 10 and then working through til 7pm so I've got the morning free for a run, waking up this morning and my foots pretty sore and I'm limping a little bit so decide I'm not ready for 2 days in a row and take a lazy morning sitting in the sunshine instead.
Try the shockwave thing on my foot again, no idea if it's helping but it'll take a few days. Then full day of work and be 7 I'm absolutely wrecked and my feet are killing.
I've been thinking about why this has happened as it's been a long time since I've had plantar. So, there a few things. Firstly I usually work wearing a pair of very flat New Balance trainers but I chucked them recently and have instead been wearing an old pair of EVO's which are very squishy and don't offer a lot of support, great for running but not so for working. Then my slippers are a bit knackered and I've realised when I walk round I constantly claw my toes to stop them flying off and that pulls through my foot. Naturally there is only one solution here and that's to buy some new shoes that I can wear for work and round the house and it just so happens I've had my eye on some Adidas purechill sliders for a while and ice still got some Christmas money left from the lovely people at the Poly so I order myself a pair of bright and Iean bright, pink Adidas purechill recovery sliders.
Friday evening and it's kitchen table drinking, eating and boozing time as always. I've ordered pizza as I haven't got time to cook and we managed to get through a lot of wine and then bed as I'm hoping to parkrun tomorrow.
And this week I was not subjected to that awful waka waka song.
Up early and I'm a bit hungover. I sit in the sun and have a cup of coffee and 3 satsumas for breakfast.
Usually I head out for 6 miles before parkrun but I've decided not to today to protect my foot, I just do 2 miles and then parkrun. My foot feels loads better today, I've been stretching my calf, walking round barefoot and using the shockwave thing and it's all helping.
Two miles easy jog and then I'm at parkrun, decide I'll lift the pace today to test my foot and my fitness, feels like I've done no speed work for weeks and I certainly don't feel fast.
It's absolutely rammed here today as Blyth is off, I get near the front and we start and within seconds I'm miles back and stuck in a pack and just can't get past. We get to the prom and I lift the pace a bit but don't feel like I've got much to give today.
Go through the first mile in 6:52, it feels hard, harder than it should. Mile two in 6:50 and my foot feels okay. Start mile three and I see Tom up ahead and decide I'll see if I can reel him in. Mile three in 6:56 and catch Tom just before the Rendezvous. Now I don't need to turn round as I know fine well he's picked up the pace and is undoubtedly about 2 metres behind me and he'll come flying past at the top of the final hill at some ridiculous speed.
We dip down at the skatepark and I glance to the side and see Chris coming up beside me and then we go up the other side and I left the pace to pull away from Chris and then ......
Tom comes flying past at a ridiculous speed and disappears over the finish line. I try and chase him but it ain't happening and I catch a couple of people and cross the line. I managed 21:16 which is decent enough and my foot feels okay. I head to co-op for chocolate or a pastry and buy neither and instead stick to my diet and go home.
You remember I'm on a diet yeah?
Pizza doesn't count.
Or wine.
Get home and sit down for a coffee and remember that this morning when I grabbed my shoes I found a pack of biscuits inside them, don't ask.
I have no answer even if you did.
I eat these in the sunshine on my bench.
Can't beat a couple of shoe biscuits.
Up at 8 and have a satsuma and a cup of coffee whilst sitting in the sunshine with Marvin and then head out for my run. Plan today is about 13-15 miles but after a mile I realise it's not happening. My foot feels okay but I feel wrecked, I'm tired, and there is nothing in the legs or the tank and it's going to a real slog to even hit double figures.
I do the usual Tynemouth loop and just ignore my watch and pace and just run. It feels stupidly hard and I make sure every time I get to a road crossing I have to stop to let cars through and get a minutes rest. Heading back along the coast and the Chemical Brothers come on and I get a short lived boost before slowing up again.
I think about stopping at co-op but I'm only on 9 miles and if I keep going til I get home I should at least hit double figures.
Manage to get home and I'm still not on 10 so have to run past my house and down the street and then turn to come back and stumble a bit and get a very stern look from an old fella in his car who thought I was going to run straight in front of him. I wasn't old fella, I was turning back so wipe the arsey look of your face.
Then back up the street and back home.
And I'm still short and need to run past my house again and back up the other end of the street and loop back and then home. Pleasantly surprised to see I've averaged 7:58 pace, about 10 secs a mile slower than last week for roughly the same distance but last week felt easy and this week felt hard.
Home, coffee, shower and a stroll round Tynemouth market and then off to Aldi for the big shop and then a bath, foot shockwave thing again and a glass of wine whilst watching a movie.
Diet fell away big time this week and I still haven't been anywhere near the gym.
Hartlepool is in 3 weeks and at the moment I'd guess I'm at about 1:35 pace for it. I'm hoping my foot keeps easing off and I can train properly for the next two weeks.
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